My eyesight isn’t what it didn’t use to be.

“My fur coat doesn’t need to be dry cleaned, because it’s self-cleaning. It’s co…”

“Not only did I not join, but now I can’t quit. I’m a nonmember for life.”

“The cycle of parental disapproval begins at dawn. That’s why I have to get up f…”

“I want a house that costs somewhere in the neighborhood of any other neighborho…”