My facial features smell as rugged as a rose looks. Isn’t my nose the most romantically smelling thing?

“I’m a Colorado boy at heart, even though my surrounding body is like the landma…”

“If a woman says she got a bad haircut, and I agree with her, am I being agreeab…”

“I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously it was a small nap.
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“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech lik…”