My favorite smells are freshly baked bread, the pages of an old book, and they way my boss’ ass smells when he’s shouting at me.

“A brick could be used to show you how much I love you. Well, maybe not a whole …”

“In the interview I was told that I’d be replacing Robert, who was a robot. The …”

“My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if…”

“I lean on my friends for support. It’s better than leaning on a crutch, because…”