My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’m underwater on my mortgage. Thankfully, I live on a submarine.” “Inappropriate interview question #7: Are you into retirement home butt sex?” “She wants the kids, the cars, the house, and the white picket fence. I said sur…” “I’d rate his work at four stars. Of course, he is a general, so maybe I could p…”