My favorite thing isn’t being the favorite to win—it’s being the underdog.

“Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could…”

“I’d rather be me being me than me trying to be my own clone. I try to stay true…”

“Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined.”

“I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I …”