My favorite unit of time is the hour, because I collect them and store as many as 10 new and unused ones each night to use after I’m dead. The best time to make love to me is right after I’ve fallen asleep.

“Add smoke, not fire. You want to confuse your competition, not kill them.”

“Her name is Angela, though she’s no angel. Dad, I can’t believe she replenishes…”

“I’m a stand up guy. Especially when compared to someone sitting down.”

“To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life.”