My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.

“I didn’t have time to grow out a mustache, so I wore a squirrel to the party. W…”

“When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be the…”

“Bread can soak up soup, but can it soak up all my love for you? I doubt it. You…”

“If instead of saucers, UFOs looked more like breasts, I’ll bet there’d be a lot…”