My fingers itch, and the more I scratch the more it tickles. Tickle, itch, tickle, itch, this whole experience reminds me of being in love.

“I am patriotic. When the Pledge of Allegiance is going on, I solemnly place my …”

“I want to direct a movie about a wrist motion, a flick.”

“Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff insid…”

“I’m in the Just Under A Decade club. That’s how long it took me to get a four-y…”