My first coaching experience led to a 77-0 defeat. But that’s not so bad, considering I taught the team one important thing: the value of cheating.

“I know a man who used to be a millionaire before 2007. Now he’s poor and moppin…”

“My blender has a more powerful engine than my car, but my car doesn’t make smoo…”

“I have thin lips, like two rose petals on top of each other, and I would say I …”

“If my name were Isaac Newton, would I be a famous no name? I’d have worldwide a…”