My friend Angela, she’s no angel. But my friend Demonica, she’s aptly named.

“Brown ties are barely even good enough to wipe my ass with.”

“Politics isn’t dirty. And neither are politicians. No, politicians are filthy.”

“My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran…”

“My face doesn’t match my personality. Maybe it would if instead of a mouth I ha…”