My fur coat is still wet, not from the rain, but from where my cat was licking it. Well, my future fur coat. I have yet to kill and skin it.

“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the b…”

“A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or yo…”

“I love Blue Ribbon coffee, and she loves Red Ribbon coffee. I don’t love her, b…”