My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to stop the car before I pump.

“I am the minister in The Ministry of Scarcity, but I’m not ordained because the…”

“I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”

“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage…”

“With a tough decision, the act of flipping a coin allows you to figure out whic…”