My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.

“I’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.”

“I would take a trip down Memory Lane, but with gas prices sky high, forget abou…”

“Charity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t …”

“I’m wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the…”