My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and—oh, yeah—head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time.

“Vulcan?" Leo demanded. "I don't even LIKE Star Trek!”

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“Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like e…”