My goldfish is swimming around all excited inside the fishbowl on the fridge so I reach up and drop a Valium in its water.

“they should let some people into the library by prescription only”

“We, Brandy and Alfa and me, we've been speaking English as a second language so…”

“Maybe people have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.”

“I say let me never be complete, I say may I never be content,I say deliver me f…”