My kiss with Forest made every other kiss completely forgettable.

“I'm discovering that once somebody physically moves out of your life, it's impo…”

“Oh here's a nice one, he brown recluse spider. This once resides in wooded area…”

“It's just so sad what we're willing to do for the Joey Spinellis of the world, …”

“Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping …”