My knowledge is mine to use as I see fit. But I’m way too out of shape to see fit.

“Alzheimer’s is the cleverest thief, because she not only steals from you, but s…”

“A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.
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“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”

“If you’re wrestling someone underwater, don’t try to choke them, because it’s r…”