My last name should be “Why,” because it is my destiny to question everything, including how to change my last name to one of the shortest questions and the question of all questions.

“I swam in the neighborhood peel. I mean pool. I guess I threw that pee in there…”

“The house is a normal-sized house, but once you step foot in the door, you are …”

“The US is at a point where just when the people imagine things can’t get any wo…”

“She had breasts like deflated balloons, and nipples like the wrinkled and flopp…”