My legs are so skinny they’re like arms on a clock. And the stars are like 1-12, if you subtract infinity from the sky first.

“When you buy a gun, every problem starts to look like a nail.”

“The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make th…”

“I’ll give you the key to my heart, if you promise not to make duplicates.”

“I have aspirations of becoming the first man to put on a chicken suit, cross th…”