My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.


“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar i…”

“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”

“Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a…”

“I don’t have a motorcycle, but I do have a picture of a motorcycle helmet. And …”