My life outlook isn’t cloudy. That’s just the weather report for the rest of my life.

“I like transparent boxes, so would-be thieves can see what’s inside. Deception …”

“I tried to make it out in the moment, while we were making out, but now I’ve go…”

“I want a 100% kind of relationship, and I’m willing to give it 50%.”

“To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who ha…”