My life was unbalanced. That is, until I found love and grew a second leg.

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“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to…”

“I’d say if you’re using an avocado facial mask before you go to sleep, don’t co…”

“Would you agree with the statement: Love is a hamburger? If yes, would you like…”