My list of chores is a little too important to include in my list of life’s goals.

“A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itch…”

“I celebrate my birthday in ways not seen this side of the Old Testament. I cele…”

“My name is Meow. At least that’s what my cat calls me. But you can call me afte…”

“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on…”