My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.

“I’ve got a way with love. Away with love.”

“I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cat…”

“Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.”

“In middle school, Renaldo was voted most likely to vote in a Presidential elect…”