My love is a flower shaped like a snowflake. It won’t melt, so perhaps ice cream should be made out of it.

“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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“My fur coat doesn’t need to be dry cleaned, because it’s self-cleaning. It’s co…”

“Instead of putting a Band Aid on your cut finger, why not just amputate at the …”

“I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.
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