My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.

“I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leop…”

“We made love like water makes life, and thinking about it makes me so horny I’m…”

“Reginald “If” Ifa IV died today. His last words were, “Death, the great What if…”

“Like the Grand Canyon, I care deeply. Hop on a donkey and you’ll see how deeply…”