My love is useful, and my love is for sale. (Batteries not included).

“A brick could be used to sell a blanket, in a buy one get one free situation. I…”

“When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch footba…”

“I want to leave a legacy. I'll leave him in the trunk, tied up, at a parking ga…”

“I listen to AM radio in the AM, and AM radio for an AM audience in my PM (thoug…”