My lucky rabbit's foot has kept me alive all these years. Hopefully it will do so indefinitely. Immortality through sheer luck.

“I wish to report an attempted murder—on my clone. Someone tried to drink my sem…”

“A brick could be used to not be used. Is my hair waving in the wind, or are you…”

“Our romance lasted a few months. I was so deflated the day I lost my air pump a…”

“He’s half blind,” Orafoura said.
“Oh,” I said, “he’s only got one eye? They cal…”