My name is Hope Happy, and I am a pessimist.

“I need to lay low for a while. I’ll be on my stomach, trying not to arch my bac…”

“A brick could be used to build a color theory that red objects encapsulate rage…”

“If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either b…”

“I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a produc…”