My name is MooMoo Cowlishaw, and I’m as vapid as vapor. Gaze at me grazing.

“I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holdi…”

“Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo “Assistant” around your asshole.”

“I’m writing a book, one letter at a time. After thirteen days, I just finished …”

“A blanket could be used to cover the engine of a car, much like a hood does, on…”