My name is Mr. Greenblew, and I am not turquoise.

“I’m a neat person (interesting), but I’m not a neat person (organized).”

“I want to be the kind of person that kind people like and want to be like.”

“Based solely on the mustache, who would you rather be: Mark Twain, Rollie Finge…”

“My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on a…”