My name is Mr. Murderedscott. But if you want to know what happened to Scott, I didn’t kill him.

“Love is a gift that costs nothing to give. Love is also the most valuable thing…”

“Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet.”

“If kids six and under eat free, then I’m an infant. Or at least infantile. Brin…”

“We made love like water makes life, and thinking about it makes me so horny I’m…”