My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?

“Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls, to keep out an invading army wi…”

“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 5…”

“A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to inc…”

“I want a one-bedroom house with cup holders. I want to live in my car, and make…”