My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz, and he supports my message.

“Is there anything more pathetic than a flower that doesn’t get enough sunlight …”

“If I were in Steve Prefontaine’s shoes, I’d have done the same thing he did. Ex…”

“I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I …”

“Mouths are longer than they are wide, to ensure words don’t come out sideways. …”