My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.

“When people say they don’t read, I always wonder if they don’t because they can…”

“I don’t endorse my checks, because what, am I just going to give away free auto…”

“A blanket can be a statement—a generalization and truism covering a multitude o…”

“I loved her so much, but she vanished from my life. She didn’t just suddenly di…”