My new book is going well. It’s practically writing itself! Actually, what I mean is I’m not writing it, my clone is.

“Fruit punch is better than a sucker punch—but quick, flex your abs.”

“He wanted to pay me in agriculture, but I told him, "I need something that's go…”

“It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you…”

“At my ten-year high school reunion, I was voted best looking. Of course, there …”