My new mustache is barely big enough to cover my pubic region.

“I put a basketball hoop in the trees, to help the squirrels and give them a nic…”

“Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
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“I sing into burritos like they're microphones. If you want my autograph, you’re…”

“I want to write a song based on my own childbirth. Of course, this is all a bit…”