My OCD governs my actions like a governor, but I didn’t vote for it. No, I voted for Dora J. Arod.

“A brick could be used to start a civil war. And then that same brick could be u…”

“She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I pr…”

“I am not a professionally trained professional. I am an amateur professional!”

“I’ve got a piece of the American Dream. I don’t have a house, but I do have a n…”