My philosophy on life: On a burrito, the cheese goes underneath the sour cream. Otherwise, how will it melt?

“A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you…”

“Funerals, Coffins, and Death. It’s not just a way of life; it’s also for breakf…”

“Things just didn’t work out between us. Who knows, another time, another place,…”

“Tanks are so big and expensive they should be Buy One Get One Free. If they wer…”