My resume speaks for itself, so to speak. I recorded it on a tape recorder.

“What would people say about me? They would say I’m an enjoyable guy to be aroun…”

“I want a trophy that has atrophy—where the maquette on top isn’t sculpted metal…”

“I lay warm in bed like a melted marshmallow in a graham cracker. I really wish …”

“There is one woman I’ve dated I just can’t seem to forget, no matter how much I…”