My sex life is Ok. Specifically, Oklahoma City.

“The Rockies are the backbone of this country. And I’m no doctor, but I think we…”

“I would take a trip down Memory Lane, but with gas prices sky high, forget abou…”

“I love how sincere she is. She makes a mannequin look like Mother Theresa, thou…”

“How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis i…”