My sister the booty police.

“I miss you when you’re not around,’ he said. ‘I can’t sleep when you’re not nex…”

“My motto is: When in doubt, just keep lying. Even if you're terrible at it.”

“I didn't care for the energy of the place—too many people and too much cigarett…”

“I’d even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-we…”