My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.

“If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all…”

“I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition i…”

“The schizophrenic in the sleeping bag with a live chicken and a can of tomato s…”

“If love had a pulse, like a heartbeat, would you find yourself oscillating like…”