My subconscious is like the ocean, only deeper and less polluted.

“Days turn into weeks, which turn into months, which turn into years, which turn…”

“I’m unemployed, so I’m seeking a handjob.”

“I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decision…”

“A blanket could be used to sell ice cream to streakers. Well, it could, if thos…”