My thermos does such a good job of keeping my tea hot that it feels like I’m drinking iced tea.

“I got a small package in the mail today, and I thought it was the midget stripp…”

“He had a last name for a first name, and a last name for a last name, but only …”

“I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.”

“My bedroom is a bit small for my taste. For my taste, I prefer the kitchen.”