My thoughts absorb sound like sponges soak up water. Please don’t whistle while I masturbate. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “My hand acts as a blanket for my genitals. ” “I hope you don’t mind, but I took the liberty of taking away your freedoms. –Un…” “Love is a bag of electric eels sleeping in a lagoon full of goons and legumes. …” “I sell black markers on the black market. I am personally responsible for 50% o…”