My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was the only one who was naked. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “This presidential election will be as electric as an eel—and just as snakelike.” “Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you w…” “There are two apples, one is green and the other is red. Which apple would the …” “I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me. ”