My trash can got stolen five times. Finally the owner just let me have it.


“I’m now solidly in my mid-thirties. I turned thirty, three days ago.”

“I live my life according to a code. You might know it by the surname Morse.”

“I wanted “300” to be less about fighting, and more about bowling. At least they…”

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like fee…”