My uncle missed the sixties. Not because he was too young. He just simply slept through them.

“A brick could be used as a door handle. On an all-brick house this would be gre…”

“Panic juice—try not to choke while chugging it.”

“A brick could be used as a stamp on a letter, to increase the weight and boost …”

“Bury the truth, along with the bodies of the disbelievers.”