My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.

“It’s not a joke if it’s not entirely clear. But most jokes play off of ambiguit…”

“I tell people my name is “The Weather,” and that I understand how they don’t ha…”

“People used to tell me that when I smile I really warm up the room. Well, the m…”

“She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir t…”